Tuesday, July 25, 2017
Tuesday, November 22, 2016
Cats Are Jerks: An Adult Coloring Book
Available now, on Amazon, for your cat hating/loving enjoyment. Cats Are Jerks: An Adult Coloring Book makes a perfect stocking stuffer or White Elephant Gift for your cat loving/hating coworker or cousin. Buy 10,000! Please.
Sunday, June 26, 2016
Saturday, March 26, 2016
Bobo Hits Up Happy Hour
We've been trying to sell our house for 5,000 years. Each time we
have a showing I spend hours cleaning, trying to make the place
presentable. The children and the cats are no help. Five minutes before
the potential buyers are supposed to arrive I run to the car holding
said cats and children.
I decided, early on, that it was easier to stay in the car for the 20 minutes it takes someone to love or hate your house. That's how I ended up at Sonic, multiple times, ordering drinks with the cats and children. And, how I officially became the town's WEIRD CAT LADY. I documented one of Bobo's first trips to Sonic.
Bobo
hadn't been out of the house in 35 years. She hadn't been in the car
for 201 years. She hadn't been to Sonic ever. She wanted a cheeseburger
and some onion rings. And a Coney Dog. And a XL-Ocean Water Slush.
She wanted to rule the world. And try some Jalapeno Poppers.
"That lady and her cat are so creepy. I'll give you a $1.00 if you take their order out to them."
"No way, dude."
The End
I decided, early on, that it was easier to stay in the car for the 20 minutes it takes someone to love or hate your house. That's how I ended up at Sonic, multiple times, ordering drinks with the cats and children. And, how I officially became the town's WEIRD CAT LADY. I documented one of Bobo's first trips to Sonic.
She wanted to rule the world. And try some Jalapeno Poppers.
"No way, dude."
Tuesday, December 29, 2015
Live Like A Cat Day is January 1st
Live Like A Cat Day is in just two days!!!! We moved it to New Year's Day because typically that is a sacred day of rest, relaxation, and recovery. Basically, it is already a cat-like day. Throw in a temper tantrum or poor-me whining, and your living every cat's dream.
We never do a good job of celebrating our own holiday. This year we are going to try and out-fail ourselves by MOVING on January 1st. Yes, we will be loading ugly furniture into a U-Haul, hopefully during a blizzard. It is uncat like and uncool. I hope someone else figures out a more appropriate way to celebrate. Bobo will be chillin' while we do all the work. Typical.
To help us all get in the spirit of Live Like A Cat Day, here are some awesome cat gifs:
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