Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Reaching The Summit


Human,

Your lack of time management skills, and proper laundry etiquette, only benefits me. It's allowed me to achieve a bucket list item: Climbing to the summit of Mt. Kilimontowelo. No, I didn't stop at base camp. No, I didn't need a Sherpa. Sherpas are for losers. I didn't even need a North Face jacket. The oxygen is thin up here, so I will reserve my energy for those I deem worthy.

Yours,
Bobo

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